What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 14:18

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
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Dr No
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”